Out with the Old…

No resolutions.

Plans.  And a little bit of whimsy thrown in.  But lots of cleaning.  Sorting.  Deciding.  Purging.  Donating.  (None of which was a “resolution”)

I cleaned the spare bedroom which was full of piles of my stuff, Christmas presents (!), empty Christmas boxes and miscellaneous unused items.  It’s always good to have that room in relative order in case an overnight guest should pop in.

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And then there’s my studio.  I’ve started calling it my studio rather than my office.  I’m almost done with it!  95% done and a few tweaks will make it 100%.  I’ve taken pictures along the way because it’s going to look nice when it’s done.  I promise to share.

These images are of other creative people’s studios.  I guess mine wasn’t that far off the mark. (Hah, it was.  Far off the mark…)

Studio Space of Artisan Originals

Christmas is done and the decorations are down and stowed.  Catalogs are sorted and recycled.  Next is the kitchen.

Cue horror movie music.  It’s the kitchen.  I’m sensing a major purge and reorganization…..

Someone hold me.  Or pass me a glass of wine and a Xanax.

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Good, Better, Best (or Big, Bigger, Biggest)

Our neighbors at the end of the street decorate for every holiday on the calendar.  I admire their commitment and creativity.  I really do.  They really like the vintage, plastic “light -up” lawn ornaments.  As in “They Really Like the Plastic Light Up Lawn Ornaments” 

They decorate for holidays that are only a mention on an Elementary School calendar.  President’s Day?  Yep, they have a bust of George Washington.  They do Valentine’s Day, President’s Day, Easter, Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day.  And then they really hit their stride.  Because they can decorate for Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas in rapid, rapid succession.

And let me tell you, it is rapid and very, very timely.  Friday morning after Thanksgiving, they are full-on, completely decorated for Christmas.  I’ve never watched them tear down and put up decorations but I imagine they hit the front lawn at midnight to do all of the tedious, extension cord running work.

We live in an old neighborhood with postage stamp size lawns.  The patches of front lawns are approximately 15 feet deep by 25 feet wide.  Not a whole lot of room for “The Plastic Light Up Lawn Ornaments” you’d think.  But then you’d be wrong.

They have so many of “The Plastic Light Up Lawn Ornaments” that they have to hang some out of the 2nd floor and attic windows of their home.  Yes, they do.

So, here’s where it gets good.  Two years ago,  across the street and two doors down, two very nice gentlemen moved in.  They decorate like it’s their job and they are the President of the United States of Christmas Ornaments and Decorations.

In their first year of decorating, they eclipsed “The Plastic Light Up Lawn Ornaments” people by a factor of four.  Seriously, they rocked the ridiculous Christmas Light, Light Up Fan Driven Lawn Ornament contest.  Except there was no contest.  I think their light display was so bright and ridiculously flashing that the neighbors may have told them to turn it down.  It was that crazy.

It’s only gotten more crazy and ornate over the remaining years.  They not only decorate the front of their home, they decorate their fence and gate and their detached garage.  Next year they may even try to decorate the air space above their home.  Too bad for them that we’re in the landing pattern for the airport, they could add lights up to the outer layers of the atmosphere.

BETTER

So, the rest of the houses on this end of the street have really amped up their displays.  And the “The Plastic Light Up Lawn Ornaments” are now in 3rd place.  3rd Place, at best.  I kind of feel sorry for them.  They win though, the rest of the year.  Because really, except them, who has Plastic Light Up Lawn Ornaments for Arbor Day?

BEST

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Mid-December? Oh crap…

I have a post for you.  I wrote it with a pen on actual paper.  In part it’s inspired by Tavi.  She’s delightfully creative, quirky and frankly, a little strange.  Which is why I think I love her so much.

And I’m in line for the scanner at work, so I’ll post it when I can.  Until then, enjoy the pretty pics.

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NaBloShoeMo

So, here’s a quick edit of a small section of my many pairs of footwear.  Credit where it’s due? Major shout out to Eden at fussy.  She also posts a mean NaBloShoeMo.  Stole the idea right from her.  Fussy is one of the first blogs I read back in the old days of rotary phones and turntables.

(Get off my lawn!)

So, The Boots.

They’re vintage and belonged to my Mother.  She was a 60′s era folk singer.  I imagine they looked fantastic with a pair of patterned tights and a cute jersey mini-dress.  (Notice they don’t even fit in the Instagram frame.)

I’d wear them but they’re about 2 sizes too small.  Crushed, I’m crushed.

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White Mountain Suede “Sh-Booties”

These numbers were purchased at Marshall’s and were a raging deal.  The bonus?  They have an awesome tread.  I’ll be able to wear these even in the worst, snowy Cleveland conditions.  And still be wearing hot shoes.  Because that’s important.

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Snow Boots

These are my dress snow boots.  Yes, I am a vain asshole.  They have great tread, are water proof and are lined.  The beauty of them?  If it’s punchy snow, I dig in the heels and am completely mobile and don’t slip.

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Born Hippie Boots

These are great with hippie skirts or jeans.  I got them on sale at DSW several years ago.  They would also probably look cute with tights and a jean mini.  Hmmm, I might have to put that together for the weekend!

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Doc Marten Shit Kickers

Because sometimes you have to go old school, even at work.  They can be polished to a nice shine.  Not that I’d ever do that to these.  I like to think I’m cultivating the Johnny Depp worn-out, ugly boot look.

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These Are my Moon Boots

Technically these should be my snow boots.  If I go sled riding or decide to make snow angels with my nephew, I wear these.  They could even be considered apres ski wear if I ever actually went skiing.  They’re insulated, they’re waterproof and I look like an alien when I wear them.

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Steampunk Boots

I purchased these at JCPenney specifically to wear with my first Steampunk outfit.  They’re hot looking.  And just a tad bit too high.  I’m wearing them anyway because they’re hot.  And they’re Steampunk.

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80′s Vintage

Purloined from Grandma’s closet.  Yeah, the Mom of my Mom.  I think their taste in boots is similar.  Which is to say it’s excellent.  These are awesome with black tights and a mini.  Very sassy.  Also very nice with flared jeans.

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My First Love

I bought these at Marshall Field’s in the late 80′s.  I had absolutely no business buying these beauties.  The price I paid for them then is out of my budget even now.

And I wish they still fit me.  I had pipsqueak little feet then.  I’m glad I still have them.  I take them out every now and again and bask in the glory.

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First Pair of Spider Killers

Yes, that’s a pair of stainless toes on the black, soft as velvet, Elk cowboy boots.  They’re beautiful.  They’re comfortable.  They’re kick ass.

And I can wear them in Cleveland approximately 3 days out of the year.  It has to be cool.  There cannot be any road salt on the pavement at all.

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Dude, Are You Serious?

These Luccheses are just cowboy boot perfection.  The pattern and colors are stunning.  And yet, as far as cowboy boots go, they’re not too outlandish.  I can wear them with a long black skirt and black blazer to work, even.  They, of course, look way better with jeans or a jean skirt.  But I like to push the envelope a bit and wear them to work.  Because I can. (3 days per year only, just as the boots above)

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It started. (the parties…that is)

It was a whirlwind of parties, dinners, lunches and girl’s time. DD and I were invited to visit our East Side friends, then to a consulting group buffet. We got home at 11 pm on Saturday after, literally, a full day.

Sunday rolls through with girl’s afternoon and a little kitchen fun. I was half way through making popcorn balls when I realized that I haven’t made popcorn balls since I was 15. And I was making popcorn balls for a party.

What the Hell was I THINKING? Isn’t there a general rule?

Don’t try out a new recipe for the first time & attempt to serve it or take it to a party.

So that’s exactly what I did. I took popcorn balls to my party. The stuff that didn’t actually turn into popcorn balls stayed at home for the guys and football. So, I ended up serving the brand new, untested recipe at two separate functions.

So here’s what I did:

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I popped two large bowls of popcorn.  I grated carmelized ginger, and also decided to use sesame seeds & chopped raisins as garnish.

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Then I  lined two cookie trays with parchment paper.

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I melted 1/3 cup brown sugar, 1/4 cup corn syrup & 2 Tbs margarine over medium heat & allegedly stirred constantly. As the syrup started to cook, I kept stirring until the sugar melted & the mixture darkened.

Then came the tricky part.  I poured the boiling mixture over the popcorn & began to form the popcorn balls with my hands.  I’m a fan of greasing my hands with butter or margarine to do this.  Less sticky and less burny too.  I rolled the popcorn balls into the add-ins.  I let the balls cool on the parchment paper & wrapped them in small decorative bags to display and serve.

Any popcorn that doesn’t seem to want to be rolled into balls can be eaten as caramel corn.  Delish!

And this, after 2 parties, is all that’s left!

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Still here!

So, I’m kinda hooked on this blogging thing again. As I said earlier in the month, I’m finding that writing, even if it’s writing about day-to-day, process-ey stuff, is really making me happy.

So, I’ll write at least a couple of times a week, try to keep my streak going and try to keep my creative juices at their peak.

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30. 2nd half

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So, yeah. I’m still in the ladies restroom at work. (I know, I know. Weird, huh?)  This is an interior door in the restroom. The knob doesn’t work. And if it did, it would open to nowhere. The room that’s adjacent, well, it’s just drywall covering up any hint of a door on the other side. I laugh every time I’m in here because of the stupid door to nowhere that has “ladies” scrawled on it.

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Wow, that was abrupt. All if a sudden it’s the end of the day, it’s raining and I’m on my way home. I’m happy with my commute. It’s 5 miles. All city driving. Easy-Peasy.

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DD at the stove again. He’s making delicious Wedding Soup.

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Here’s my #1 favorite hobby.  (other than twitter, of course.)   I like to make jewelry.  At the kitchen table. During meals.

So there.

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Remnants of my amazing hydrangeas. Drying so I can keep the loveliness all winter.

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Anal retentive, very selective  kitchen organization. Selective in that You.  Are. Not. Allowed. To. Look. In. My. Pantry.

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Good night!

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29. Another True Story

I’ve taken photos so I can ShoePoBloMo you.  (that sounds a little risque, doesn’t it?) Shoe Posting Blog Month….get those filthy ideas out of your head!

And I don’t like the quality of the light.  Picky, aren’t I?  I guess I’m just going to have to Instagram every darn one of my shoe photos.  I’ll be at it for a while…

See you soon!

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28. 24 or maybe a few less

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This is one of the first things I actually see, really see in the morning. Before that it’s just a jumbled blur of instinctual motions, emotions & desires.

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DD does all of the chores shown above. The cat loves him more because he is the food giver, generally.

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I’ve survived a shower, a desperate wrangle with a laundry basket or a grievous clothing crisis. I’ve been fed, watered, vitaminned ( that’s a word, right?) and shooed out the door. I still may not know what day it is but I’m on my way with lunch and my “business lady purse”.

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The crossing guard is here, usually. Sometimes, if I’m in the cute car she even waves at me.

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Yeah, that’s a zombie finger puppet.

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OK. I’m here. Now what? Turn on the heat or a/c, then get some more java.

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Hi Keurig. I <3 you!

There was nearly a revolt when the Keurig died.

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Wow. Does my hair look as screwed up as I think it does? No? OK, I think I’m good.

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24 hours, or less continues tomorrow. Or is that today?

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