01/29/2010

The only problem with that is….

We have PC and Mac overload in this house.  Which, like having a hot tub accident, is a very modern, fortunate-persons problem to have.  You know, when you’re hurt and somebody asks how you hurt yourself?

“Well, I fell while getting out of the hot tub.  Yeah, the hot tub with the amazing view of the Pacific Ocean.  Yeah, it sucks.  My ankle really hurts.”

Poor baby. You were in a hot tub with a view of the Pacific Ocean?

That’s what our home is like.  No, we don’t have a hot tub.  Nor do we have a view of the Pacific Ocean.

We have so many PC’s, laptops and Macs that I frankly don’t know where to turn.

The Winner of the Modern Day Problem is…

The G4, while not state of the art,  is sweet because it’s wireless.  I can surf from anywhere, nearly. Fortunate problem with the G4?  Can’t watch videos, can’t print easily.

The super Mondo Mac in the DD’s office?  Freaking Awesome. …but the scanner and cool printer are not yet hooked up to this.

The PC in DD’s office?  Meh.  But it is hooked up to the scanner and cool printer.  So that’s a win…sort of.

My Dell?  It’s in my office and hardwired to the network.  I can watch videos but I can’t watch the widescreen tv at the same time.

The other real problem with the Dell?  It’s kind of a Frankenstein mash up of stuff.  I disconnected the easily accessible USB ports because I need to upgrade the internal USB thingie. (this is where my technical jargon becomes very suspect, which is the topic of a completely different post)

The other thing with the Dell?  Well, when you get right down to it….it’s not a Mac.  There.  I said it.

Until recently, this was never a concern.  I didn’t even know it could be a concern.  Other than kind of cool marketing ploy, I thought the PC vs Mac commercials were funny.  Funny because the PC guy was wearing an ill fitting, heinous polyester suit and the Mac guy handily harassed him.

This is me.  This is my brain on iPhone.

I got my iPhone and everything changed.  Everything.

The largest difference?  I became obsessed with checking twitter, facebook and my 5 email accounts.

I got more organized.  I got better at tracking things like exercise, diet and to do lists.

I started making notes to myself.  I kept better track of all my logins.

I started blogging more because I kept track of ideas for posts.

My posts were more interesting because I had photos to go with them.  Photos I took with my iPhone.

Which brings me to the crux of the matter.  Synching an iPhone with a PC is kind of wonky.  Kind of?  Who am I kidding?

I never do it the same way twice.  Sometimes it doesn’ t work at all.  Most times I synch, I mutter to myself, shrug and then abandon it altogether.

Which, like a hot tub accident is a very fortunate persons problem.

Oh and my ankle?  My ankle still hurts.

01/18/2010

Warm and safe.

I’m sitting in my warm living room eating a bologna sandwich and some Clementine oranges.  I’m watching cable tv while I finish my dinner.  I can jump up and get any kind of food, snack or beverage I’d like.  My husband is downstairs as is our fuzzy friend, the cat.  My neighbor’s kids are making a melty snowman in their front yard.

My home is intact, my family is right here, I have shelter.  My neighborhood is humming along as it always does.  People going to work, kids going to school.

Sitting here, warm, in my very own home, it’s hard to think about all the destruction and chaos in Haiti.  My thoughts and prayers go out to everyone there, especially the BRESMA orphans and Jamie and Ali.  My wish is for them to have the same warmth, security, health, creature comforts and love that I have.  My wish is that they come home soon.

For specific details on the BRESMA orphanage in Port Au Prince, go here.  You can also make a secure donation that will go directly to the care of these orphans.

01/09/2010

What I did December ‘09

I should start my own business.  One where I’m someone’s personal assistant and errand runner. I can do an amazing amount of work in very little time.  My focus is amazing.  My demeanor?  Mmmmm, pretty intense. (Actually, I get pretty bitchy.  Just stay out of my way…)

This is my Team in Training to do list for December:

  • Update Team in Training email and snail mail address lists
  • Organize & stuff 150 Team in Training donation request letters
  • Revamp new Team in Training personal donation website (DD did the main site)
  • Attend first Marathon Training practice (it was 27 degrees downtown that morning)
  • Keep working on Couch to 5K so I can run next May
  • Organize and bake for Team in Training bake sale Dec. 12th
  • Work bake sale table all day on Dec. 12th

Here’s my to do list for Grandma this month:

  • Suffice to say there were about 12 bullets here.
  • I want to forget I did most of them
  • I’ve forgotten I did most of them
  • Yay!
  • I planned and completed a move from Grandma’s nursing home to an assisted living home
  • Somehow organized the paperwork, the bureaucratic bullshit, and finances
  • And managed to also get her some toilet paper, snacks and diet coke for her new apartment
  • Yay!  I’m mostly done with the move.  I’m definitely done talking about it.

Miscellania on to do list:

  • Clean spare bedroom
  • Break down bed (DD did this)
  • Install new futon (we both did this)
  • Move bikes and trainers inside
  • Throw all misc. “messes’ in this room, everyone needs a junk room during Christmas
  • Purge and organize home office
  • Discard two bags of garbage & multiple boxes from office

Fun things I did this month:

  • Plan and execute a kick ass, Spider Man themed 40th birthday party for my husband
  • Shop for birthday and Christmas gifts
  • Do initial research for Ground Hog 2010
  • Send Christmas Cards
  • Decorate for Christmas
  • Prepare Christmas Dinner
  • Hang out at Ante Up studio for latest DrunkDude69 session
  • Attend The Independent Christmas Crash Soiree

Wow, I guess that’s a ridiculous list.  No wonder I don’t know what day it is.

New Year’s Resolution?

Only do Christmas/Birthday and work related things next December.

I’m giving myself permission to feel exhausted and to chill out this week.

There are only about 3 “must do’s” on my list.  Today’s list, that is.

12/28/2009

Christmas Day gift: A Timeless Reminder

I did a lot of time-consuming activities this month that had little or nothing to do with Christmas.  I rushed around day to day on a strict schedule.  I got everything done, but the pace was insane.  I didn’t have the time to do things I normally do for Christmas.  I didn’t have time to do the things I like to do for Christmas. And I felt I missed out on Christmas because I missed out on these things.

It was finally Christmas Day and we sat and watched the classic “How the Grinch Stole Christmas!”  You know the one?  The original cartoon?  It’s cute.  It’s funny.  Who doesn’t adore the little dog Max?  How cannot you not love the skinny legged, pot-bellied Grinch?

Then it struck me.  I still had Christmas.  It wasn’t exactly the same kind of Christmas, but it was still Christmas.  So, thank you Dr. Seuss, here’s the best of your quotes below:

Welcome Christmas,

Bring your Cheer

To all Whos far and near.

Christmas Day is in our grasp

So long as we

Have hands to clasp.

Christmas Day will always be

Just as long

As we have we.

Welcome Christmas while we stand,

Heart to heart and hand in hand.

12/04/2009

Prognostication

I heard a prediction yesterday from a somewhat reliable source. This winter is going to be a crazy, cold, long winter.

Did you ever read the Laura Ingalls Wilder book “The Long Winter”? The Native Americans warned the townsfolk that the winter would be bad. The birds left early and the beavers built dens two times the normal size.

Guess the prognosticator’s barn swallows left in September rather than October. And her jackass has grown an enormous beard and eyebrows. I wonder if she knows if the squirrel nests are bigger and thicker than normal?

As long as they keep the train tracks open during blizzards our shanty town will be alright.

12/04/2009

Dreaming

The day after I found out that Uncle and Mrs Crappy, Fred and Ethel are all running the Pittsburgh Half Marathon I had a crazy dream.  As if.

Really, as if that news is not crazy in itself.  The crazy is compounded further by the fact that DD and I are also planning on running a marathon the very same month. I have crazy dreams all the time but the insanity usually doesn’t track directly back to something so timely.  And odd.

I can say that I’ve had dreams in which Mrs Crappy or Uncle Crappy appear.  Gosh, I’ve know them forever.  Not unusual if they appear in a dream.  I dream in color, too.  Vivid almost obnoxious color.  Was shocked to find that most people do not dream in color.  What the hell is wrong with “you people”?  Can’t you dream in color?

Anyway, back to my crazy dream.  OK, another aside.  Why did Fred and Ethel show up in my dream?  Totally bizarre.

Here’s the dream.  There’s an old Craftsman Style Bungalow home.  It’s painted inside and out with white paint.  It’s an old lady house, though.  The old lady who had lived in the lovely, old Craftsman, had passed away.  The “old lady” was never identified.  It didn’t seem important in the dream.  You know how weird dreams can be.  The house was full of all kinds of “old lady” furniture.  Tons of crocheted afghans, tons of knick-knacks.  Probably some creepy old baby dolls too.  Just for good measure.

As a matter of fact, there was so much “old lady” stuff that it was like my dream was shouting at me, “This house is old, in a mostly untouched state, and a little old lady lived here the last 35 years of her life!!!”  Shouting about the “old lady-ness” of the house.

So, Uncle Crappy, Mrs Crappy and I are milling through the house.  It’s our job to sort, discard, pack and sell every item in the house.  It’s our job to clean the “old lady” house.  DD, Fred and Ethel arrive.  We all start sorting and packing.  DD and Fred are in charge of disposal.  There’s a huge dumpster in the front yard.  There are boxes everywhere.  We sort and pack because it is our job to clean the house and get it ready for it’s next life.

Here’s when I wake up.

My first thought is, “Wow, that was a cool house!”

Second, “Tons of my friends were in the dream.  How cool.”

Third?  “WTF was that all about?”

11/30/2009

It’s still fall?

We stopped by Charley & T*’s house today. They have a huge, ancient hydrangea. This fall has been so kind to all my favorite summer flowers.

11/27/2009

Aahhhhh

While watching comercials on tv my husband comments…
Can we both join eHarmony so we can find each other all over again?

11/27/2009

Pig Out

In the last 5 days we’ve driven to Pittsburgh and back. It was to visit family & visit IKEA for some shop-a-rama. There was also a side trip to an arts & crafts show on Monroeville. My house to Monroeville exit can actually happen in 2 hours 30 minutes flat (1 restroom stop included). Mrs Crappy would be proud.

It’s also been a week of couch sitting and movie pigout. We’ve watched beaucoup movies in the last 24 hours We’re serious gluttons:
• “Pirates of the Caribean part trois”
• “Quantum of Solace”
• “X-Men Origins”
• “Star Trek” some dorks & Simon Pegg (Simon PEGG!)
• “Casino Royale”

And then today we drove to Columbus & back to have Thanksgiving Lunch with Grandma. Oh and I forgot. We had an impromtu party Tuesday night. Up til 3 am for that little number.

And I’m super glad to have bullets on the keyboard of my iPhone. WordPress and bullets on my iPhone? Awesome discoveries. And another thing for which to be thankful.

11/21/2009

Sparkly?

No I’m not feeling sparkly. If I were Bella, I’d be all about Team Jake.

The movie was good. More fun though was the three 10 year olds we took to see the movie. They were giddy and giggly, just like 10 year olds should be!

Operation Sneak in Subway Sandwiches also went off without a hitch. Then we scarfed up popcorn & diet Coke until we felt sick.

Excellent.