Well, after riding solidly in the B Group on our last team ride, I am ready to give up the ghost. I was chatting with our coach while grinding up another hill. I told him I thought I was ready to graduate to “clipless pedals” He said, and I quote, “I used every excuse I had, then I got an all carbon bike. No excuses now, I just have to ride faster”
Oh shit. I was thinking I would be more efficient and maybe even a little faster with the addition of clipless pedals. You know, my coach somehow just managed to sound exactly like my sales director. Just ride faster. Come out and win or don’t come out at all. Git er done. Or really, anything else like those quick, quippy comments. Shit. I’m accountable. Really. 80th percentile don’t get it done. Even 90th percentile. Fuck it, I’m screwed. I just need to get out and fucking do it.
Nike says (or said) Just do it. Fuck me. I’ll just do it.
Bike Riding(Lance) Golf(Tiger Woods) Baseball (Mets, Yankees, Detroit)
God help us all.